Scream 4-15-2011

Every generation a movie comes along that will change the way we think. Wizard of Oz, Citizen Kane, Schindler’s List, Avatar. For Beau that film was Scream 1,2 + 3. Mainly Scream 2 but for the purpose of this blog entry I’ll say Scream 1,2 + 3. “WELL THERE’S ONE THING YOU’RE FORGETTING ABOUT BILLY LOOMIS… I FUCKING KILLED HIM” (Sorry. I have Scream tourettes where I get an uncontrollable urge to shout or type quotes from these movies) I was thrilled when production started on my favorite film franchise because I had honestly thought the ghost face killer had tripped over his final sofa, or popped out of his last closet, or had sliced his metallic blade into the soft fleshy torso of his final victim… but no... he’s back! I’LL SEND YOU A COPY. BAM! BITCH WENT DOWN And one thing I’ve learned from watching the trailer fourteen hundred times is that he’s stronger, scarier and deadlier than ever. Scream 4 promises to be another meta movie, where the killer is actually filming his own murders and if you pause the trailer at 0:48 you can see him setting up a camera for Gale to find. SURPRISE SURPRISE SOMEONE DIES AND GALE COMES RUNNING. This movie looks great and the best part is, it's coming to theaters so soon!

Make your own Countdown Clocks

RIP Old Rose

RIP Old Rose (Gloria Stuart - 1910 to 2010)

We will always remember you as Old Rose. We will keep you close in our hearts, near, far, wherever you are.

Belle's favorite Old Rose quote - "You mean, did we 'do it'? Sorry to disappoint you Mr. Bodine, but Jack was very professional."

Beau's favorite Old Rose quote - "It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams, and it was. It really was."

Cyber Bully

- sung to Lady Gaga's 'Paparazzi'

Dedicated to our favorite anonymous commentator

You are a nut
When act-acting out
what would j bobby do
here's a link for a clue
It's so technical
Our blogspot's so fantastical

Comments and screens
You can't handle us
Not sure what gidget means
But your comments enough
And you paid the price
Ready for a cyber fight
'Cause we know that baby, You're

You're our biggest fan
Your comments were disbanded, sorry
Cyber, Cyber Bully
You are just the worst, a psychopathic turd, a Nazi
Cyber, Cyber Bully

Goodbye New Orleans

The following is a series of texts sent between Beau and Belle September 15, 2010



Subject: Real World finale

Belle -> Beau 10:00pm
Ok make your prediction, who will be the last one to leave? i think knight

Beau -> Belle 10:10pm
I think Jemmye. god pablo was a good time

Belle -> Beau 10:11 pm
Right? Also who did he tell that bad stuff to? Was that a facebook status? I didn't get it

Beau -> Belle 10:14pm
I think he was talking to her friend. I love the house

Belle -> Beau 10:15pm
I'm like crying this is so good

Beau -> Belle 10:15pm
Vanette is adorable

Beau -> Belle 10:28pm
What a GREAT group of people

Belle -> Beau 10:28pm
I want so badly to be at that crawfish boil, I tweeted ashlee

Beau -> Belle 10:36pm
I'm definitely going to cry

Belle -> Beau 10:37pm
Omg I don't want to say goodbye, I'm alternating crying and grinning

Beau -> Belle 10:42pm
I'm dying I cant watch this its too sad. Marty!

Belle -> Beau 10:44pm
This is the saddest thing I've ever watched

Belle -> Beau 10:44pm
You're right it will end with jemmye

Beau -> Belle 10:45pm
I've been to a concentration camp. And I didnt cry this much

Belle -> Beau 10:46pm
This better end with scenes from the reunion, I'm devasted

Beau -> Belle 10:49pm
Ashlee better do challenges

Great season! Thanks for the memories!!!

Love,

Beau + Belle

Going to the Movies Rap

Heading to the movies gonna get me some Starburst
EAT, PRAY, LOVE starring Julia Roberts
The girl behind the counter asks if I'm a movie star.
Thank you Consuelo, I'm a fan of Avatar
I SEE YOU
Yeah I'm painted bright blue
NO I SEE YOU
Bitch I see you too.
I punch her in the face and I take my Kettle corn
Head into the theater cause thats where my movie's shown.
I dont mess around
When it comes to finding seats
Like to get there really early so I can nom on all my treats.

WWJBD GOES GLOBAL!!!!

Beau's Haiku

we love you Asia
konichiwa yes we do
we love all our fans

Teen mom
Romance
Umbilical cord
Engagement

Loving Carly
Orphan
Valentine's Day
Entertainment