If Beau were President...

If Beau were President he would make Lauren Conrad Vice President. Every morning he would use his LG Shine from AT&T to call Lauren and discuss foreign and national policy. They would also create an all white fashion line branded WHITE HOUSE.

If Beau were Presdent he would make Spencer Pratt Secretary of Defense. He would turn Spencer into the ultimate fighting Maverick focusing all of his aggresive behavior off of his sister and onto Al Quadian loving terrorists. He would let Spencer wild in Afghanistan to personally hunt and kill Osama Bin Laden.

If Beau were President he would make Whitney Port Secretary of State. She has been to Paris twice, and everybody loves Whitney.


If Beau were President, he'd make Frankie Delgado Press Secretary because nobody gets a party started like Frankie.

If Beau were President he would make Lisa Love his Secretary of Interior (Design) because ever since she was a runaway teen she's had impeccable taste.

If Beau were President, he would make Adam Divello and Liz Gately joint Chiefs of Staff because they are American heroes, and can do no wrong.

If Beau were President, he would change the national anthem to "Womanizer."

If Beau were President, he would implement Taco Tuesdays and Waffle Shirt Wednesdays.

Finally, If Beau were President he would pardon Heidi Montag for all her bad decisions.