I Won't Kill You Bella

- - - - sung to Rihanna's Umbrella

Don't have a beating heart
Dont like to be blocks apart
Baby in Forks Washington
You can be my heroin

Bella, cause in the dark
I drive you in my shiny car
Thats when you get so scared
Girl I can see so clear

BECAUSE

When the sun shines, I like to glitter
Told you I will live forever
Said I'll always be your Vamp
Sort of died, But I can still be your man.

Now that your bloods sweeter than ever,
Know that I will hurt you never
I won't kill you Bella
I won't kill you Bella

(Bella Bella, eh eh eh)
I Won't kill you Bella
(Bella Bella, eh eh eh)
I Won't kill you Bella
(Bella Bella, eh eh eh)
I Won't kill you Bella
(Bella Bella, eh eh eh)

Gossip Girl Here....

Spotted: Chaunte LeBlanc and Anna Stimson having a massive bitch fight on FaceBook. Looks like someone's going to have to help these two Hawaiians save face...

(The following took place on Chaunte Le Blanc's Facebook page. She updated her status and these are Anna's comments. Chaunte deleted them within minutes, but lucky for our fans, Beau and Belle were watching the action and documented EVERYTHING)

11/3/09, 1:57 pm
Chaunté: Im living for myself and nobody else

2:18 pm
Chaunte: you have to be selfish sometimes, otherwise you'll get stepped on.

2:24 pm
Anna: WOW. You are out of your fucking mind."

2:26 pm
Anna: Betraying someone who has always been loyal to you is definitely the way to live your pathetic little fucking life. When are you gonna fucking GET IT?!"

2:27 pm
Anna: Hooking up with your "friends dude"...it DEFINITELY something you should be selfish about. Because that's something you would get 'stepped' on with. Fucking whore."

2:32 pm
Anna: Hypocrite. Liar. Slut. Insecure. Selfish. PATHETIC. I can't think of any more words that discribe you. You have a ROTTEN heart, and EVERYONE who knows YOU, knows it."

11/4, 2:15 am
Chaunte: i'm over drama.


Disclaimer: The founders of this blog in no way condone the filthy language used by these two Maui Fever stars. This is merely a report on the facts and not a reflection upon Beau and Belle. But it is... because they got the exclusive. Aren't you proud of us, Erin? You should fire Olivia and hire us.

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A Coincidence? Or Bunim/Murray staged???

It’s no secret that one of my favorite shows on TV right now is Real Road Rules Whatever. Every year I get to check up on my favorite people and watch them compete in demeaning and ridiculous challenges. Last night they were made to throw fruit over a 10 foot wall. Not to sound all Angelina but there are still people starving, right? So anyway I couldn’t help but notice that one of this season’s storylines felt a little recycled. Like I had seen it before somewhere… and that’s when it hit me.

So what do we know about this cast of characters and their comic book counterparts? We know Wes dates both KellyAnne and Johanna. Like his red headed doppelganger. And we know KellyAnne is Betty, the girl next door with a major crush on Wes, I mean Archie. Then there is Johanna, the Peruvian Princess who like Veronica is spoiled and bratty and sometimes mean to Jughead…oh Jughead. Don’t count him (or Cahutta) out just yet because they may seem a bit “slow” but they are both very clever. Oh and Cahutta pines after KellyAnne! There are just too many similarities and now my head is spinning.