Friday, April 24, 2009

Beau's Poetry Corner

Go Kimberly Go
You are my favorite girl
On this year’s Challenge

Stop crying Paula
You always trust the bad boys
Paula, you’re a mess

I fell in love with a girl named Grace
She was 15 and felt out of place
She moved away, my heart is still reeling
Gone for a year, living in New Zealand

I fell in love with a girl named Grace
She was 15 with an awkward face
To make friends she used sports as her ticket
But couldn’t play soccer, had to learn cricket

I fell in a love with a girl named Grace
Halfway around the world, I still would chase
Her skin is smooth, her hair silky brown
And she hates being known as the new girl in town.

Beau's Whenever He Feels Like It Wrap Up

And now WWJBD proudly presents a news report from Beau.

Heyyyyyyy cyberworld, it’s me… Beau. Crazy and scary things have been happening this week for both Madonna and Beau. Madonna was hospitalized after being thrown from a horse Saturday in Bridgehampton, England. Luckily, she had Jesus there with her. Beau had no one this week when he discovered his father was caught trying to sell him to an undercover newspaper reporter for 300K (and by K I mean 300 knishes). In happier news, Heidi Montag is set to wed Spencer Pratt this weekend at the Beverly Hills Wilshire. Despite pressure from MTV producers, Lauren Conrad claims she will not be in attendance. Controversy erupted this week during the Miss USA pageant when Miss California said marriage should be between man and woman. Beau is over this marriage debate, he’d rather focus on more important news like how Kendall and Kylie Kardashian aren’t twins yet somehow the exact same. Celeb spotting of the week – America Ferrera filming a scene for Ugly Betty outside City Hall. This made Beau wish he were Latino. Did you hear that Liz Gately? I want to be Made: Latino.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Saved by the Belle

Just when you were wondering why Perez wasn't writing about last night's episode of the Hills... Belle to the rescue. I prefer lists.

1. Justin Bobby looked absolutely awful last night. As Beau said, "He looked like Adrien Brody in the Pianist." He was disgusting; very reminiscent of when we were first introduced.
2. Audrina, on the other hand, looked amaaaazing. Wow, she must have gotten a new makeup artist. And I was so excited to see she ditched her previous bouffant-messy-ponytail-hairstyle. Yay Lauren Conrad braids!
3. Sleazy T - why have we never met Sleazy T before? I want to know how he knows the group. He was giving Audrina lots of sage advice, but is he one of the bros? Brought in by Frankie? Or... is he one of Audrina's friends, and if so, was he the one who told her JB and LC hooked up???
4. Stephanie Pratt hard at work is wonderful. I loved the panic on her face when Lauren was going back to work after Kelly Cutrone yelled at her. "Where are you going?" (sheer terror in her eyes). I'd be scared too, but its way funnier to watch Stephanie go through it.
5. And I just loved watching Lauren be her boss. Ha. Sidenote, how good did Steph look in that scene with the neat ponytail and the orange dress?
6. Dr Mansbacher. Liz Gately and Adam Divello, you two are just so good at what you do. I love them for giving Speidi a therapist named Mansbacher. It's perfect. And like, can they at least pretend they are in actual therapy? That was one of the more cringeworthy scenes. It's all so ridiculous. We all know they're getting married on Saturday (rehearsal dinner Friday night at Cut, anyone?).
7. Brody's GF - I forget her name and don't feel like googling it, but her face looked like she'd had some nip/tuck, huh? She had the facelift eyes. And seriously, when Audrina was talking to Brody and she asks a friend, "Who is that girl Brody is talking to?" Give me a break, Brody's gf. Like you don't know who Audrina Patridge is???
8. Beau and Belle both wish they were going on the surfing trip to Hawaii.

You know you love me,

Monday, April 20, 2009


So this Sunday Beau and Belle decided to take a little NYC day trip to one of their favorite TV destinations, Zarin Fabrics. For Beau it was a religious experience walking into Zarin Fabrics. He said to Belle, "this is what it must be like for Jews or Christians to walk into those ancient Israeli Temples or what a Muslim making the great Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca must feel."

Once inside, Beau and Belle were struck by the beauty of the place. They almost expected to hear Jill screaming "Fabric Fabric Fabric" or see Allyson fatigued by rheumatoid arthritis lounging in a living room display area.

What struck Belle was the history of the Fabric store. A third generation company that is nestled in the heart of lower east side Manhattan. "I've died and gone to real housewife heaven" she was quoted as saying as she took in the memorabilia from the Oscar winning tv show.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Busted Interviews

The Award for Best Interview on the Hills goes to... Whitney Port
Who: Alixe @ DVF
Why: start of the The Hills spin off The City
What: Kelly recommends that Whitney fly to NYC to interview for a job at DVF and to no one's surprise Whitney nails her interview, once again demonstrating her ability to maintain cool, calm and collected. Key line - "I wouldn't have taken this interview if I wasn't serious about it(moving to the City)"
Favorite Moment - the clackity clacks of women's high heels on the DVF stairwell

The Award for Worst Interview on the Hills goes to.... Stephanie Pratt!
Who: Kelly Cutrone, Peoples Revolution
Why: LC recommended her
What: Total Disaster. Stephanie had clearly never watched a previous season of the Hills and got eaten alive by Kelly. Kelly reads between the lines to see that she wants to use her contacts to build her own handbag line. (But really Kelly, what about hte Lauren Conrad Collection? You're not pissed about that?) The whole interview was so painful. Kelly made it Lauren's problem. Brilliant
Favorite moment: When Stephanie asked if the labels Kelly might want her to print out would be sticky on the back

Second Worst Interview.... Heidi Montag
Who: Dean at FIDM
Why: No idea. She was already accepted but meeting with the Dean to discuss her future.
What: Hilarious. Heidi had no desire to go to school and didn't even think to sugarcoat it. When she tried to reason with Heidi and see if she might get started in retail, Heidi didn't even attempt to hide her disgust. No, she does not want to work on the floor. Also had not read the course catalogue, has no desire to do anything but be the fun party PR girl.
Favorite moment: When asked how she was as a student in high school, Heidi responds with, "Oh I dont' know, I didn't really do my homework. I didn't really like school."

Second Best Interview... Lauren Conrad
Who: Lisa Love at Teen Vogue
Why: It was her chance at her first internship, in the one city where anything can happen...
What: Starts off with chaos. LC gets a call just as she pulls up to the Hillside Villas with her hot pink wheelie. She has to dash to Teen Vogue, leaving Heidi behind calling after her, "I'll be at the pool if you need anything!" Lauren is composed, albeit awkward, and seems to handle herself well under the watchful eye of Lisa Love. She tells Lisa, "Teen Vogue, its like, the top. And I man, thats where I get my ideas for things that I do."
Favorite Moment part of the convo:
LL: Can you write?
LC: Can I... write? yeah..?
LL: Well?
LC: Yeah...

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Lost Shows of MTV

As always, when the seasons change, we are forced to pause and reflect on how our lives too have changed. Recently, Beau and Belle began thinking about the various changes in the MTV lineup over the years. We thought we'd put together a little list we like to call, The Lost shows of MTV. Please enjoy this little trip down memory lane and feel free to let us know if we've forgotten one of your favorites.

Rich Girls
Surf Girls
8th and Ocean
Road Rules
Maui Fever
Laguna Beach
Singled Out
Dance Life
Tiara Girls
Pageant Place
Life of Ryan
The Paper
Bam's Unholy Union
Til Death Do us Part
Wanna come in?
Beavis and Butthead
Celebrity Deathmatch
There and Back
Taquita and Kaui
Meet the Barkers

Thank You

Dear Liz Gately,

On behalf of Beau, Belle, and our countless fans, we wanted to extend a heartfelt Thank You for your continuing service at MTV studios. The Hills Season 5 premiered on April 6 at 10 pm EST, and once again, you've created a hit. A few things I would like to comment on:
1. Lauren's lipstick, not into it, but snaps to her courageous fashion efforts
2. Stephanie's face, did anyone else think it looked bloated?
3. Heidi lying to Spencer while the gal's got ready for Lauren's bday. Loving her sneaky white lies. I felt like I was watching a PG version of Sleeping with the Enemy. Is Spencer going to start yelling at her when the towels aren't lined up properly?
4. Audrina's hair. What's with this color? I don't give her snaps. Bring back the chocolate brown.
5. Spencer's fight wit Cameron. Wow. There is so much to say here, but honestly I was shocked to find out that Cameron needed stitches. It looked to me like Spencer just bitch slapped him a few times. Seriously, watch it again. He had an open fist. Lame ass.
6. Colby + Darlene 4eva - Oh, man Darlene you are a stitch. I was dying when Colby came in and sat down. Perfect.
7. The Montag's house in Colorado. This has always been a confusing aspect of the show. At the risk of sounding awful, I could have sworn in Season 4 it was, like, a one room shed. Now it seems to be revitalized. Could this be the fruits of Darlene's labor when she spilled all in the memorable Us Weekly post-faux-Montag-Pratt nuptuals?
8. Thought for sure Lo would be included in the opening credits but alas, only three girls this season. So why does comcast still say starring Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port?
9. It's nice to see Audrina and Lo bonding over the one thing they have in common
10. Pour some sugar on me? That's what gets you to dance on the bar? You are the trashiest of the trashiest miss. bartender? Do you know what gets Beau and Belle to dance on the bar??? Nothing. They'll dance to the humm of the air conditioning unit.
11. Lauren Conrad's nail polish is so dark... is America's Sweetheart reading Twilight?

Liz, not only did you provide us with these wonderful moments and endless topics of discussion, but once again we were greeted with priceless words to live by from our cast members. A few of our favorites:

"It's just funny that the two people that they burned, are the only two people they have left to call."

"My favorite memories are my memories of you."

"Ohhh you remembered her birthday."

"I know Lo didn't invite her, I'm just trying to be nice"

"Good Luck with that"

Thanks again Liz. Here's to a great season,
Love always and forever,
Beau and Belle

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


After 3 years of blogging, Beau and Belle have decided to end wwjbd due to lack of comments. We thank those of you that did comment and only wish more of our fans could have helped make this site a success. We have blogged with our hearts and our souls and wish you all luck in the future.

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