Thursday, December 10, 2009

Jersey Paradise

--- sung to Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise

As I walk down the turnpike in the Garden State
I take a look at my fist
And realize there's no pump left.
'Cause I've been tanning and waxing so long
That even my momma think that my hair be blonde.
But I ain't never crossed a guido that didn't work it.
I be talking all guidette, you know that I'm flirtin'
You betta watch how ya vibin'
And where youre drvin'
Or your Nissan Sentra will be lined in chalk
I really hate to sleep so I got Red Bull
As I take a sip, I'm a Soprano.
Bitch, I'm the kinda guidette little homie's wanna be with
On my knees in the night,
Poof my hair til it's just right.

Tell me whyyy are we,
so tan? You see,
The package deal,
Got us one tan free.

Been spendin' most my life,
Livin' in a Jersey paradise
Been spendin' most my life,
Living' in a Jersey paradise

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

What's your Jersey Shore name???

Haven't you always wondered how to figure out your Jersey Shore name?! Luckily, Beau and Belle are here to help

First name:
Guys - take the first 4 letters of your first name, and add "ello" to the end
Girls - take the first 4 letters of your first name, and add "ina" to the end

Last name:
The name of your favorite pizzeria! (singular form of course)

Sooo.... we are Bellina Filippo and Beauello Ferraro

Whats your Jersey Shore name??