SAVE THE DATE

In 2009 one girl set out to challenge us all...



changing the way we think about running...



In 2010 one boy copied her for a grueling 26.2 miles...

Now it is 2011 and on November 6th there is only one ultrarunner left...

The countdown is on...

Make your own Countdown Clocks

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NEW MUSIC from Beau and Belle

NEW.

Hey Asians,

Check out the lyrics for our first single off our new album "We survive disasters 2".

It's a mash-up of Cee Lo's 'F**k You' and Dexy's Midnight Runners 'Come on Eileen'

I see you drivin' for high ground
In that FEMA truck and I'm like,
Fuck You!
Oo oo ooo
I guess the power shorting out
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck You!
Fuck Irene too!
I said if I was higher, I'd be so much drier
Ha, ain't that some shit?
And now the rivers gonna crest
I got black mold in my chest
Fuck You!
Oo oo ooo

Ohhhhhhhhhh

Fuck You Irene, You made such a scene
From the moment, I felt your outttter bands.
You caused such distress and my basement's a mess
It's so dirty, fuck you Irene

Thought I survived ya, but now there's Katia
People please no need to run in fear
I need a wet vac and not a swiffer
I'd settle for a Red Close Volunteer.

Toora, loora, toora, loora, aye
Irene, I'll hum this tune foreverrrr

New Site Coming Soon

Beau and Belle will never forget 4.6.11 The day our fans were swept away - not the day the music died. Just the day their comments on our blog stopped. So to raise money for the Red Cross and Blue Shield, we have decided to create a 2nd blog. Please show your support by following us on our new site dedicated to raising money for disaster relief.

excusemems.mccord/areyousmokingcrack?.blogspot.com

Too many names

Beau's having a lot of trouble remembering names lately and it's scary. Not sure if it's from the nitrous tank I had permanently installed in my bedroom or just that there's been a lot of stories this summer. I feel like I JUST got Gabby Giffords in my head and now all of a sudden BAM Casey Anthony. And really this blog is a week late, it should say BAM Leiby. But the point is, too many names. Do I really need to know who Andrea Yates is?? Probably not. I have a hard enough time remembering my neighbors Lauren and Steve. I'm not saying I dont feel bad for the JonBenets and the Amanda Smarts BUT it is annoying to have to make a concerted effort to remember to spell Natalee Holloway T-A-L-E-E. That's another thing all together. Why are all these sad stories about Jaycees? or Caylees? or Haleighs? Here's a helpful tip: if you dont want your child abducted... name her Jane. Not Jayde. Not Amber. Just Jane.

I think the only name that is really important to remember is Lisa Nowak and that is because she was the astronaut that drove 900 miles in a diaper. Who does that?!

Trivia: Who was she driving to go kill? A: Colleen Shipman

The truth is I shouldn't know who any of these people are. Scott Peterson? Mary Kay Leourneau? Amanda Knox? These people are sketchy. And yes I feel bad for Laci Peterson and "Baby Grace" but after awhile it's like, alright Ann Presley enough. You don't remember Ann Presley, she was the Anchorwoman.

It's really obnoxious that I can't remember my cleaning lady (Darlene) but I can recall OJ Simpson's entire defense team. And really, don't you find that everything in the end, comes back to the Kardashians??

Two names you'll never forget: Beau & Belle.

Have a Great Summer!

HAGS!

Love,

Beau + Belle

Excerpt from Beau's LitErotica Corner

Costa Rica was hot and steamy. It was over 98 degrees and Paula could feel the sweat drip down her back. She was lying on her bunk bed when Jenn came in to change clothes. Jenn was from Real World: Denver. She was petite with dark hair and almond eyes. As she pulled off her shirt, Paula noticed Jenn’s lower back tattoo.

“The only thing hotter is this damn jungle” Paula thought.

Suddenly Kenny entered wearing a bathing suit and carrying a pitcher of pina coladas. Paula could always count on Kenny to break any sort of sexual tension. He grabbed Jenn from behind and started grinding up behind her. He was clearly drunk.

“Let’s go swimming” he shouted in his thick New Jersey accent.

Jenn pushed him away. “It’s too hot” she cautioned.

Kenny stared intently at Paula as if able to read her mind. He slowly reached out and pulled the string from Jenn’s bikini top. Her breasts were round and perky with small dark, erect nipples. Now they were both staring at Paula intently. She could see Kenny’s boner take form under his shorts. Paula could feel her stomach grumble, probably from hunger, her body began to yearn.

- - - For more on the Rivals exploits please keep checking WWJBD

RIVALS

If there's one thing I'll never get tired of... its MTV challenges. And blogging.

Last night those of us who tuned in to the 10 Spot were given quite the treat with the premiere of Rivals, the 21st season of the challenge (21 Seasons?!) Here's the premise: everyone is teamed up with their biggest rival from the show. Sounds good to me. I honestly don't even care who they're paired up with as long as they're drinking, living in one house, and getting into fights.

When the show opens up, the question on everyone's lips is... will TJ Lavin be the host? Flashbacks to his bad bike accident are shown on screen with ominous music. We see a photo of him in casts and an induced coma in the hospital. And then, out of the darkness, walks TJ Lavin. I nearly lost it on my couch, as did the cast in Costa Rica. Sidenote, does TJ hang out with them at night and stuff? What does he do when he's not giving them instructions?

Anyway, happy days are here again, TJ is back. There are a few girls that I have no idea who they are, Cara Maria, Camilla, Mandi, Anna, Luann, Cindy... whoops wrong channel. Whatever, hi CT, hi Aneesa, hi Paula. So glad the regulars are here. HI KENNY!!!

Couple of interesting things happen.
1. CT tells us his brother was murdered and CT got shot in the back which totally changed his view on life. Whoa. What? Hopefully Lala will ask about it on the reunion. He does seem to be better but it is only day 1. Also I really hope its Lala and not Maria Menounos hosting the reunion.
2. Robin gets really Ro-motional when she gets thrown into the "Jungle" because she wants to make money for her son at home. Um, what son? I'm not sure that people on challenges should be allowed to have children unless they're Sean and Rachel in which case they can have six. Who's the baby daddy? If its Mark I'll die.
3. Paula's hair is brown now. Let's go visit her at Rogue and watch her scratch her arms... Anyone?
4. Adam Las Vegas obbbbviously gets really drunk, throws a punch, and gets sent home. After winning the first challenge with Leroy as a rookie. I wonder if he still got to keep the money? I just want to know what the hell is the matter with Adam. He is weensy. What makes him think he can take this big, steroid laden, RW challenger? Adam isn't BMOC, he's not EVAN for god sakes. Doesn't he understand that he has to sit back, be quiet, let himself get hazed by the veterans, and earn his right to be there? You always want to be the Derrick, never the Puck.
5. Who the eff is Ty that Adam punched? I've never met him before.
6. When Leroy's new partner came out and it was Mike I nearly cried. I'm not sure what was more emotional. TJ's entrance or Mike's. I wonder if this was filmed before or after the RWLV reunion where Mike and Leroy had bff bracelets on. Hmmm. Wouldn't it be a coup of they won the whole thing?!

Judging from the scenes we are in for a great season. It looked like I saw Mike kissing a girl, lots of girl on girl kissing obvi, lots of bathing suits and pool scenes, drunken fights, screaming while wearing a helmet and life preserver. I am so down with Rivals.