I Will Survive (Brood 2): The Cicada Song

- sung to Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive"


First I was afraid,
I was terrified
Kept thinking I could never live out in the countryside
But then I spent so many nights listening to that buzzing sound
It grew loud
They came from underground
And now you're back
From outer space
It's been seventeen years since a cicada flew up in my face
I should have sold my stupid house
I should've moved to West Palm Beach
If I'd known for just one second you'd be molting on my tree
Go on now go
Lay eggs and die
Not so into entomology
Id rather curl up and cry
Cicadas aren't bugs that wanna sting me or bite
You think Id crumble
Run screaming off in fright
Oh no not I
I will survive
I have two spray cans of Raid
So you know I'll stay alive
I have all my windows screened
And a recipe for larvae cream
I'll survive
I will survive
bzz bzz

Beau's Poetry Corner

If you don't know who
Angie Miller is then I
Feel sorry for you.

Brandi Glanville stop-
Stop hurting Adrienne
Sincerely, No One

I have not read a book
Since getting an iPhone 4
I dream in Tetris

Bow down, bitches

Beau and Belle are back! Here's the dill, after a long, soul-searching 26 month sabbatical Beau and Belle have taken time to grow, reflect and mostly ... find some new tv shows. Which brings me to my new twitter handle "Ryan, your heart is going to explode' #pleasesitdown. Follow me following The Following. Each week I will tweet an Edgar Allan Poe quote which will help unlock the key to decipher where I'm keeping a kidnapped girl. Guys, I follow The Following and I want YOU to follow me following The Following.