Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Beau's Weekly Wrap Up

And now WWJBD proudly presents a Weekly News Report from Beau.

Hey millions of fans across the world, I wanted to share with you the top stories from this week Feb 22-28. I got two spider bites, one is on my thumb the other my neck. Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman tells Dr. Phil babies were a mistake. Suleman has been offered 1 million dollars to star in a porno video however rival porn company has offered a year supply of diapers not to show octopussy. Some bill was passed in Congress. Jason Wahler calls off his engagement to Katja Decker saying the couple is "too young and too sober". Sean Penn, Kate Winslet, Heath Ledger, and Penelope Cruz all take home Oscars.RIP HL <3 4EVER. And finally, the new trailer for Season 5 of The Hills is online at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXC9oV224k

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