And now WWJBD proudly presents a Weekly News Report from Beau.
Hello to all my countless, countless fans. I wanted to share with you some of the top stories from this week Mar 1-7. Burrr it’s cold here. That’s because March roared in like a ferocious, bitch lion and dropped hundreds of feet of snow along the Eastern seaboard. NYC closed its public schools for the first time Monday since 2004! Holy Cow! - Princess Rihanna of Barbados reportedly together again with musician Chris Brown. Brown was charged with two felonies yesterday for beating up her highness last month. The unemployment rate reached 8.1% in February, it’s highest in 25 years. Now for some good news. Millions of people everywhere gear up for St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow and Beau will be celebrating at Belle’s party. So buy some green shit and come on down to have a beer.
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