And now WWJBD proudly presents a news report from Beau.
Heyyyyyyy cyberworld, it’s me… Beau. Crazy and scary things have been happening this week for both Madonna and Beau. Madonna was hospitalized after being thrown from a horse Saturday in Bridgehampton, England. Luckily, she had Jesus there with her. Beau had no one this week when he discovered his father was caught trying to sell him to an undercover newspaper reporter for 300K (and by K I mean 300 knishes). In happier news, Heidi Montag is set to wed Spencer Pratt this weekend at the Beverly Hills Wilshire. Despite pressure from MTV producers, Lauren Conrad claims she will not be in attendance. Controversy erupted this week during the Miss USA pageant when Miss California said marriage should be between man and woman. Beau is over this marriage debate, he’d rather focus on more important news like how Kendall and Kylie Kardashian aren’t twins yet somehow the exact same. Celeb spotting of the week – America Ferrera filming a scene for Ugly Betty outside City Hall. This made Beau wish he were Latino. Did you hear that Liz Gately? I want to be Made: Latino.
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beau, i would watch made:latino in a heartbeat.
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