Thank You

Dear Liz Gately,

On behalf of Beau, Belle, and our countless fans, we wanted to extend a heartfelt Thank You for your continuing service at MTV studios. The Hills Season 5 premiered on April 6 at 10 pm EST, and once again, you've created a hit. A few things I would like to comment on:
1. Lauren's lipstick, not into it, but snaps to her courageous fashion efforts
2. Stephanie's face, did anyone else think it looked bloated?
3. Heidi lying to Spencer while the gal's got ready for Lauren's bday. Loving her sneaky white lies. I felt like I was watching a PG version of Sleeping with the Enemy. Is Spencer going to start yelling at her when the towels aren't lined up properly?
4. Audrina's hair. What's with this color? I don't give her snaps. Bring back the chocolate brown.
5. Spencer's fight wit Cameron. Wow. There is so much to say here, but honestly I was shocked to find out that Cameron needed stitches. It looked to me like Spencer just bitch slapped him a few times. Seriously, watch it again. He had an open fist. Lame ass.
6. Colby + Darlene 4eva - Oh, man Darlene you are a stitch. I was dying when Colby came in and sat down. Perfect.
7. The Montag's house in Colorado. This has always been a confusing aspect of the show. At the risk of sounding awful, I could have sworn in Season 4 it was, like, a one room shed. Now it seems to be revitalized. Could this be the fruits of Darlene's labor when she spilled all in the memorable Us Weekly post-faux-Montag-Pratt nuptuals?
8. Thought for sure Lo would be included in the opening credits but alas, only three girls this season. So why does comcast still say starring Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port?
9. It's nice to see Audrina and Lo bonding over the one thing they have in common
10. Pour some sugar on me? That's what gets you to dance on the bar? You are the trashiest of the trashiest miss. bartender? Do you know what gets Beau and Belle to dance on the bar??? Nothing. They'll dance to the humm of the air conditioning unit.
11. Lauren Conrad's nail polish is so dark... is America's Sweetheart reading Twilight?


Liz, not only did you provide us with these wonderful moments and endless topics of discussion, but once again we were greeted with priceless words to live by from our cast members. A few of our favorites:

"It's just funny that the two people that they burned, are the only two people they have left to call."

"My favorite memories are my memories of you."

"Ohhh you remembered her birthday."

"I know Lo didn't invite her, I'm just trying to be nice"

"Good Luck with that"

Thanks again Liz. Here's to a great season,
Love always and forever,
Beau and Belle