Thank You

Dear Liz Gately,

On behalf of Beau, Belle, and our countless fans, we wanted to extend a heartfelt Thank You for your continuing service at MTV studios. The Hills Season 5 premiered on April 6 at 10 pm EST, and once again, you've created a hit. A few things I would like to comment on:
1. Lauren's lipstick, not into it, but snaps to her courageous fashion efforts
2. Stephanie's face, did anyone else think it looked bloated?
3. Heidi lying to Spencer while the gal's got ready for Lauren's bday. Loving her sneaky white lies. I felt like I was watching a PG version of Sleeping with the Enemy. Is Spencer going to start yelling at her when the towels aren't lined up properly?
4. Audrina's hair. What's with this color? I don't give her snaps. Bring back the chocolate brown.
5. Spencer's fight wit Cameron. Wow. There is so much to say here, but honestly I was shocked to find out that Cameron needed stitches. It looked to me like Spencer just bitch slapped him a few times. Seriously, watch it again. He had an open fist. Lame ass.
6. Colby + Darlene 4eva - Oh, man Darlene you are a stitch. I was dying when Colby came in and sat down. Perfect.
7. The Montag's house in Colorado. This has always been a confusing aspect of the show. At the risk of sounding awful, I could have sworn in Season 4 it was, like, a one room shed. Now it seems to be revitalized. Could this be the fruits of Darlene's labor when she spilled all in the memorable Us Weekly post-faux-Montag-Pratt nuptuals?
8. Thought for sure Lo would be included in the opening credits but alas, only three girls this season. So why does comcast still say starring Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port?
9. It's nice to see Audrina and Lo bonding over the one thing they have in common
10. Pour some sugar on me? That's what gets you to dance on the bar? You are the trashiest of the trashiest miss. bartender? Do you know what gets Beau and Belle to dance on the bar??? Nothing. They'll dance to the humm of the air conditioning unit.
11. Lauren Conrad's nail polish is so dark... is America's Sweetheart reading Twilight?


Liz, not only did you provide us with these wonderful moments and endless topics of discussion, but once again we were greeted with priceless words to live by from our cast members. A few of our favorites:

"It's just funny that the two people that they burned, are the only two people they have left to call."

"My favorite memories are my memories of you."

"Ohhh you remembered her birthday."

"I know Lo didn't invite her, I'm just trying to be nice"

"Good Luck with that"

Thanks again Liz. Here's to a great season,
Love always and forever,
Beau and Belle

Goodbye

After 3 years of blogging, Beau and Belle have decided to end wwjbd due to lack of comments. We thank those of you that did comment and only wish more of our fans could have helped make this site a success. We have blogged with our hearts and our souls and wish you all luck in the future.





April Fools

The Real World? Real Bore.

As the Brooklyn season comes to a close, I can't help but admit the cold, boring truth staring me in the face every Wednesday night at the 10 spot; this season sucked. Sure, we got an extra roommate (and sadly, it wasn't because they counted Katelyn twice); but the even number just created an even split between the roommates. And not in a good, fun, drama conflicty kind of way. The happy quartet of boring girls played cards all day while the equally boring quartet of boys played pranks. Oh right, the pranks! Even the pranks couldn't save this season. Any other season would have included the pranks on their "Real World You Never Saw" DVD as a fun extra. Not as the meat and potatoes of the show.

Let's talk about some highlights:

- Ryan singing songs with Chet going all googily eyed in the boat
- JD telling Devon that she was a terrible singer then making her have sing off against Tranny
- Scott giving Katelyn $1500 so she could stay to gamble and shop at Hot Topic.
-Chet's insanely awkward date with Scott's friend/Chet's insanely awkward audition at MTV/Chet's insanely awkward everything.
- Ryan finding out he was going to the army? Was that a highlight?

That's it.

I didn't see anyone throw up from drinking too much. None of the roommates hooked up. The hot-tub was utterly useless. No pregnancy scares. No phone calls to their signifcant others to warn them that they've been naughty. NO VACATION. This season was so bad that the producers didnt' even spend the money to send them on vacation. Remember those trips? Greece, India, Australia, Africa. But no, no. Real World Brooklyn went to Gettysburg and Atlantic City. And their party bus was an insult to Real World fans everywhere. All I could think about was how Denver Jenn and Colie would have rocked that bus. But instead, everyone lounged, watched scenic New Jersey pass them by.

I like these characters, I do. What's not to like about Ryan and Scott? But I think we all know the highlights of last night's episode were the Hills trailer (Audrina and Brody?!) and seeing that Ruthie is going to participate in the Duel II (intervention anyone).

Cheers to the finale.

Beau's Every Now and Again Wrap Up

And now WWJBD proudly presents an Every Now and Again News Report from Beau

Hola! Bonjour! Konnichi-Wa! Shalom! Guten Tag! Yia Sou! Sawa Dee-Krap! oh, and Yia Sou!

Huuuuuuuuge news for Kirsten Dunst this week, she spotted Beau and Belle at the 7:30 Duplicity in Trendy Tribeca! March Madness officially kicks into high gear with all four #1 teams advancing into sweet sixteen spots. Barack Obama making an appearance on that not funny Jay Leno show. When asked about his critics in Washington, Obama compared them to Simon Cowell of American Idol. Insert Simon Cowell joke here. In sad news actress Natasha Richardson was laid to rest Sunday after a freak fall on a beginners ski slope is Canada. Beau and Belle send their best wishes to Liam, Daniel and Jack.

Beau's Weekly Wrap Up

And now WWJBD proudly presents a Weekly News Report from Beau.

Hello to all my countless, countless fans. I wanted to share with you some of the top stories from this week Mar 1-7. Burrr it’s cold here. That’s because March roared in like a ferocious, bitch lion and dropped hundreds of feet of snow along the Eastern seaboard. NYC closed its public schools for the first time Monday since 2004! Holy Cow! - Princess Rihanna of Barbados reportedly together again with musician Chris Brown. Brown was charged with two felonies yesterday for beating up her highness last month. The unemployment rate reached 8.1% in February, it’s highest in 25 years. Now for some good news. Millions of people everywhere gear up for St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow and Beau will be celebrating at Belle’s party. So buy some green shit and come on down to have a beer.

Beau's Weekly Wrap Up

And now WWJBD proudly presents a Weekly News Report from Beau.

Hey millions of fans across the world, I wanted to share with you the top stories from this week Feb 22-28. I got two spider bites, one is on my thumb the other my neck. Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman tells Dr. Phil babies were a mistake. Suleman has been offered 1 million dollars to star in a porno video however rival porn company has offered a year supply of diapers not to show octopussy. Some bill was passed in Congress. Jason Wahler calls off his engagement to Katja Decker saying the couple is "too young and too sober". Sean Penn, Kate Winslet, Heath Ledger, and Penelope Cruz all take home Oscars.RIP HL <3 4EVER. And finally, the new trailer for Season 5 of The Hills is online at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXC9oV224k

25 Things You Never Knew About Beau and Belle...

1. Beau's real name is Zachary
2. Belle's real names is Eileen
3. Beau's favorite season of the Real World is Seattle and his favorite character Irene
4. Belle's favorite season is Hawaii/ Las Vegas and her favorite character is Colin.
5. In 9th grade, Beau hosted a "Dress like your favorite Real World character" party. Belle dressed as Montana, Beau as Judd.
6. Beau has 9 toes (4 1/2 on each foot)
7. Belle had the second biggest head in the 7th grade.
8. In high school, Beau and Belle participated in the production and filming of "The Real World: Westfield." It premiered in December 1998 and made its reappearance at Beau's graduation party in May 2001.
9. Beau and Belle's favorite SingStar song is Run DMC's "It's Tricky."
10. Beau is a certified advanced open water scuba diver.
11. Belle has 2 fish named after Dame Judi Dench and Justine Simmons.
12. Beau currently has no pets. RIP Broadway.
13. When Belle was a freshman in college, she purchased two pieces of artwork that were created by Melissa of the Real World New Orleans. She found them on her website www.princessmelissa.com and then displayed them in her college dorm.
14. Beau has seven tattoos.
15. Belle played the clarinet in junior high and was a member of the Jazz Band.
16. Beau's favorite quote from Titanic is "you can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic. It's over a hundred feet longer than the Mauritania and far more luxurious."
17. Beau and Belle's favorite day of the year is move-in day at the Real World house.
18. Beau is proud to be a classified 504 student, under the Americans with disabilities Act and spends his time educating others and singing about being 504.
19. Belle's favorite quote from Titanic is, "The water is freezing and there aren't enough boats!"
20. Beau is afraid of Alligators and Crocodiles
21. Beau and Belle were named best costume in 2008 by Ricky's float in the NYC Halloween parade. They were dressed as Double Dare. *
22. Beau is able to do an uncanny imitiation of Macy Gray's "I Try"
23. When Belle sucks helium, she sounds just like Lacey Chabert from Party of Five.
24. Beau and Belle outsource their photoshop needs for WWJBD to Dan Egan. Beau and Belle don't know how to photoshop.
25. Neither Beau nor Belle can remember the reason why they started their blog.

*This was the best day of their lives.